*chocolate rain playing*
*intro xd*
Ello blazers, NFKRZ 'ere
How ye guys doin' today
Welcome to a brand new video
And today's video guys,
We are having another misaki unboxing.
That's right guys
*suffering*
The famous japanese god himself,
Misaki has sent me a new package.
and today were gonna open it
And hopefuly, it's some DANK memes [o lord no]
now there is a bit of a history to the video you're watching
Right now guys, because, i was literally
about to record this video, and like 2 hours ago
and guess what [nice zoom]
My fuckin' power break,
My fuckin' search protector just fuckin die
y'know, y'know when the power breakers, y'know one of those memes
y'know
where you put all of your shit in, and you just fuckin die
and my PC had no power whatsoever
at this point it honestly feels like
the GOD himself
doesn't want me to make videos anymore, like,
my channel is dead fuckin cancer
y'know, a sign from the above, maybe i should actually stop, y'know
aeh, pro-probably
But anyways guys, *drops like a retard*
*shame on you* [nice zoom again]
but anyways, here it is, the new package from misaki
now, I messged misaki awhile ago, and I said:
misaki send me a new package ma nigga
which he replied to with a smiley face
"do you like pokemon?" [rapist face]
"yes"
"i will send you pokemon items this time nigga"
"awesome!" [serial rapist face]
so you know by the vocab that misaki is using 'ere
you can clearly tell that Idubbbz was a significant influence
on this japanese innocent man
Idubbbz what have you fucking done [sexy zoom olord]
now honestly I'm a bit afraid to open this package because ahhh
actually
I asked misaki to send me some food items [fat]
because the last time misaki sent me some food,
he sent me like those japanese cheeto things
I didn't put myself eating them in my video
basically, I just wanted him to give me some food [real fat man]
to feed my starving russian family [liar]
but never the less, I asked him to send me some more
and on this box it literally just says 'snacks' on here.
l don't know if you can see [ugly russain finger]
It says nothing but snacks
so I'm afraid that misaki literally sent me just fuckin food in this box [fat]
and if it i-i-I'll have to become a fuckin food review channel
there's no other way out of this situation guys
he literally just send me food [ilovezooms]
eeeeehhhh this going to be the worst video ever.
yor boi aint fuck with no knives
i do this shit by handed
look at this, the power of the russian man
*cracks open*
*oooooooooohhhh*
*THE SMILE OLORD*
*Going organs first on this poor box*
what the fock is this
Ok guys,
Ehh, It seems like misaki has sent me just one item
*Shows the item*
*zoom* *monkey noises*
This is not pokemon
doesn't look like any rare pokemon to me, does it to you, i don't know
not to me, really.
and doesn't look like snacks or some food shit.
like, you got some pig going on there
maybe it's a special gift for me
because I get called a pig very often [you're right]
but I don't know misaki, like, I honestly can't tell what the fuck this is
*opening*
*aaahhhhhhh*
*looking inside*
OH MY GAWWWDD
Oh my gawd, guys, look at dis shit
He literally just send me this japanese cheeto things
He literally send me a *dying* whole fucking package of th-the-there's like hundreds of them here
misaki, I asked you to send me some more food stuff, right?
I understand you're caring for me, right?
to uhhhh trying to feed my starving russian family
But like, uhh misaki, this doesn't give me much to work with
You literally sent me just fuckin food
I'm not a fuckin food review channel, like,
Ok fuck it I guess, the only thing I can do right now is to make a fuckin food review
Soo.. *Deep breath*
*nostalgic chocolate rain*
*cool dancing*
*Spills them*
"Chocolate rain"
"Some stay dry and others feel the pain
"Chocolate rain"
Now guys, I honestly dunno if this was all worthy, uhhhhh,
This doesn't great to me right now
*The face of a fat man*
I wanna kill myself
Guys, I just need you to take a look at this okay?
Look how many dying children in africa I could feed with this shit
This is insane, misaki [blame him]
People in north korea don't have that much food,
Like, you guys in japan, you go HAM on dat
Alright guys, I know how to save this video
We're gonna do a real quick food review over there
On NFKRZ's channel [only here]
Now, I know that to make a food review entertaining
You need to have a very obnoxious, over the top, loud intro in your video, soo..
*jumpscared* "HEY EVERYONE IT'S JOE FROM JOEY SUPERCOOL FOOD REVIEWS"
"I'M BEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK"
*losers high five* hey everybody its yoboi SNACKFKRZ
IN DIS BITCH, and today, we're back for a LEGIT food review
TODAY, we're reviewing' [thinks deeply]
THIS
I dunno what the chinese shit is
[eyy 420 xd] I cant read it for shit, but we're gonna eat ALL of these
Now guys, I know that a qualified actual food reviewer
must make his video he's while sitting in a car, y'know
sitting in a fucking parkway of burger king or some shit, right,
and eating shit, well, actually I don't have a car guys
so this is the only setting we have right now
but, I think it works
I mean, we got some racer chairs up in here in the back
It's lit fam
It almost looks like an actual car
alright guys, yo boi snackfkrz is 'bout to give this a try
*licks*
Mmmm.
Now being a food reviewer, you need to make loud obnoxious noises
whenever you eat something to show your approval
of that particular food item, so
*Opens mouth and bites the poor snack*
*moaning*
*scary moaning*
now without any memes though, the chinese shit, it's pretty good
Misaki I knew you're gonna send me some snacks
But, A whole fucking, like, a whole BODY PILLOW of snacks
Like, this is ridiculous
Misaki, I fucking love you dude
Now guys, I've actually come to a realisation that misaki is probably trying to poison me.
because, look at this, it's literally from 2008
It's been produced in 2k fucking 8
Misaki are you literally trying to fucking kill me right now?
I don't fuckin know guys, like, I cannot fuckin read the instructions to this thing
Or how long it could be edible
Because I don't fucking know the weeb language
But I-I'm not sure, I don't think that eating a fucking cheeto from 2007
Is really healthy for you
However, do not care about that, you need to live life to the fullest
And try all of the best that life offers you
Like, this is amazing , we got a bit of a teriyaki going on there
A bit NFKRZ's fat going on there
Quality, quality shit, misaki
Now guys, I guess that was it for this new episode of misaki unboxing
Thank you so much misaki, for sending me all of this shit
That I can probably feed my family now, for about 30 years
I mean, ukrainian people in the 1930's havent seen this much food like ever
*evil laugh*
That's such a fucking edgy joke, if you know the history of USSR
Anyways misaki, thank you so much for all this great material over here.
I will proceed to be eating more shit
And becoming even more fat than I already am
And for you guys who are watching the video right now, slap a like on this video
For a giveaway to get one of these, one of these bad boys
I'm probably not actually gonna giveaway them, I'm just acting like LispyJimmy right now.
But never the less, slap a like on this video *laugh*
And I will see you guys in the next one.
*summoning satan* PUUUUUEEEEEEEECCCEEE-AH
*outro xd*
[subtitles by allpfush :)]